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Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

Publication Date: 01/17/2012

Pages: 164

Product Dimensions: 5.40(w) x 8.20(h) x 0.70(d)

SKU: 9780062066312

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• Show of your favorite show with this vibrant sticker on virtually any surface!
• Dimensions: 5.5''x5.5''.
• Made Of: Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use.
• Application: Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

For non-commercial personal use only

SKU: ARC-100142-0001-ARCHER-SPLO

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Featuring all of your favorite symbols from Archer, this Archer Mash Up Sherpa Blanket is the perfect accessory for your next Archer binge-a-thon. Made of soft sherpa material and featuring a mashup design, this blanket is a must-have addition to your home.

• You'll never need another blanket! This blanket is the perfect addition to your home, it looks good and is a nice companion on cool nights.
• Made Of: 100% polyester.
• Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry for longest life.

SKU: ARC-100206-0001-ARCHER-MASH

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• You'll never need another blanket! This blanket is the perfect addition to your home, it looks good and is a nice companion on cool nights.
• Made Of: 100% polyester.
• Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry for longest life.

SKU: ARC-100206-0009-ARCHER-S12KA

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• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

SKU: ARC-100011-0019-ARCHER-S12KA

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• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt is designed to have a snug fit - we suggest sizing up if you prefer your shirts to be baggy.

SKU: ARC-100012-0019-ARCHER-S12KA

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• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick
• Paper weight: 7.67 oz/y² (260 g/m²)
• Slightly glossy
• Fingerprint resistant

SKU: ARC-100123-0014-ARCHER-S12KA

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Cozy up after your latest Pampage with this Archer Pampage Fleece Hoodie. With a cozy, soft fleece interior and design that any Archer fan will appreciate, this hoodie keeps you warm and lets you channel your inner Pam Poovey with each wear.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

SKU: ARC-100002-0009-ARCHER-PAMP

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With the series logo on the upper left-hand chest, this Archer Logo Fleece Zip-Up Hooded Sweatshirt is a staple for fans of Archer. Designed with a fleece interior, this Archer zip-up hoodie is perfect to throw on as you settle in for an Archer marathon.

• Get cozy in this super-soft zip-up hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

SKU: ARC-100003-0011-ARCHER-LOGO

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Comfortable, cozy, and bound to be recognized by any fellow Archer fans, this Archer Kiss Me I'm Archer Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt lets you get shamrocked in style. Featuring "Kiss Me I'm Archer" against a festive green material, this sweatshirt is perfect to wear all St. Patrick's Day long.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

SKU: ARC-100002-0081-ARCHER-KISSME

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This comfortable Archer Kiss Me I'm Archer Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt lets you celebrate the luck o' the Irish in style. Featuring "Kiss Me I'm Archer" surrounding Archer in a festive green hat, this tee is perfect to wear to all of your St. Patrick's Day festivities.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

SKU: ARC-100011-0073-ARCHER-KISSME

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Who needs a liver when you can have copious amounts of green beer? With a comfortable interior and iconic design that will be appreciated by any Archer fan, this Archer Shut Up Liver Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt will quickly become a St. Patrick's Day outfit staple.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

SKU: ARC-100002-0081-ARCHER-SHUTUP

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Tell your liver to take a back seat; it's St. Patrick's Day! Whether you are chugging green beer or enjoying festive cocktails throughout the day, this Archer Shut Up Liver Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt is perfect for fans to wear this St. Patrick's Day.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

SKU: ARC-100011-0073-ARCHER-SHUTUP

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There are many pros of dating you, and this Archer Pros of Dating Me Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt proves it. Perfect for Archer fans, this comfortable, hilarious tee makes a thoughtful gift for that special someone this Valentine’s Day.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

SKU: ARC-100011-0007-ARCHER-PROS

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This Archer Pros of Dating Me White Mug will always remind that special someone of the pros of dating you. Perfect for Archer fans, this ceramic mug is a romantic gift that they will use during Valentine’s Day and beyond.

• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large , easy-grip handle.

SKU: ARC-100040-0001-ARCHER-PROS

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If you enjoy watching the Krieger clones, then you will love snuggling into this Archer Clone Bone Sherpa Blanket. Made of ultra-soft sherpa material on one side and featuring the Krieger clones on the other side, this sherpa makes a great housewarming gift to the biggest fans of Archer.

• You'll never need another blanket! This blanket is the perfect addition to your home, it looks good and is a nice companion on cool nights.
• Made Of: 100% polyester.
• Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry for longest life.

SKU: ARC-100206-0001-ARCHER-CB

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Sometimes, you just have to give them the sploosh. Colorful and comfortable, this Archer Sploosh Women's Short Sleeve T-Shirt makes a hilarious addition to any fan’s wardrobe.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt is designed to have a snug fit - we suggest sizing up if you prefer your shirts to be baggy.

SKU: ARC-100012-0025-ARCHER-SPL

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This Archer Sploosh Two-Toned Light Blue Mug makes a hilarious birthday, holiday, or “just because” gift to the biggest Archer fans. Featuring a two-toned design and the word “Sploosh” across the center, this mug will make Archer fans smile each time they reach for it.

• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 11 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large , easy-grip handle.

SKU: ARC-100088-0007-ARCHER-SPL

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Sploosh! No matter where you wear it, this Archer Sploosh Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt is nothing short of iconic. Featuring one of the running gags of the show, this hooded sweatshirt will be recognized by any fan.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

SKU: ARC-100002-0001-ARCHER-SPL

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This colorful Archer Sploosh Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt will be recognized by any fan of Archer. Whether you wear it while watching your favorite episodes or while out on the town, you are sure to catch the attention of fellow Archer fans.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

SKU: ARC-100011-0025-ARCHER-SPL

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Crack open a cold one in style with this Archer Red Beer Women's Short Sleeve T-Shirt. Featuring the Red Beer logo across the front, this short-sleeve tee makes a great gift to any fan of Archer.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt is designed to have a snug fit - we suggest sizing up if you prefer your shirts to be baggy.

SKU: ARC-100012-0007-ARCHER-RB

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While you look forward to your evening Red Beer, you can enjoy a strong cup of coffee or tea from this Archer Red Beer White Mug. Featuring the classic Red Beer logo, this white mug makes a great gift for the biggest Archer fans.

• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large , easy-grip handle.

SKU: ARC-100040-0001-ARCHER-RB

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Cozy up with a cold one in style with this Archer Red Beer Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt. Made of comfortable fleece material and featuring the iconic Red Beer from Archer, this hooded sweatshirt is a must-have addition to your cool-weather wardrobe.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

SKU: ARC-100002-0009-ARCHER-RB

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This Archer Red Beer Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt is a must-have addition to any fan’s wardrobe. Featuring the iconic Red Beer from Archer, this tee is perfect to throw on before your next Archer marathon.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

SKU: ARC-100011-0007-ARCHER-RB

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This Archer M/V Seamus Women's Short Sleeve T-Shirt will be recognized by any Archer fan! Featuring a flattering fit and a purr-fectly intergalactic design, this comfy tee will quickly become your favorite style staple.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt is designed to have a snug fit - we suggest sizing up if you prefer your shirts to be baggy.

SKU: ARC-100012-0019-ARCHER-MVS

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Stay cozy as you board the M/V Seamus in this Archer M/V Seamus Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt. With a fleece interior and iconic design that any Archer fan will recognize, this sweatshirt is a great addition to your cool-weather wardrobe.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

SKU: ARC-100002-0065-ARCHER-MVS

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Before your dream persona flies away with the M/V Seamus, make sure you are prepared for the journey by enjoying your favorite coffee or tea from this Archer M/V Seamus Black Mug. From your office to your home, everyone will know that you are the biggest fan of Archer when they see you using this mug.

• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large , easy-grip handle.

SKU: ARC-100085-0001-ARCHER-MVS

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Hop aboard the M/V Seamus in style with this Archer M/V Seamus Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt. Comfortable and unique, this tee is perfect to wear as you watch the infamous ship sail away with the dream personas of the Archer cast.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

SKU: ARC-100011-0055-ARCHER-MVS

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From bowling with team Bowling Puns to hosting an Archer marathon, you will love wearing this Archer Bowling Puns Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt every chance you get. Comfortable and classic, this tee makes a great addition to your Archer collection.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

SKU: ARC-100011-0001-ARCHER-BP

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Archer fans will love snuggling up in this Archer Bowling Puns Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt after a long day of bowling. Perfect for cool-weather activities and Archer marathons, this cozy sweatshirt will quickly become your favorite hoodie.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

SKU: ARC-100002-0065-ARCHER-BP

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You don’t have to be a professional bowler to enjoy the style of this Archer Bowling Puns Women's Short Sleeve T-Shirt! From upping your bowling game to watching your favorite episodes of Archer, this t-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt is designed to have a snug fit - we suggest sizing up if you prefer your shirts to be baggy.

SKU: ARC-100012-0001-ARCHER-BP

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Step into the Tunt Ocelot Sanctuary in style with this Archer Tunt Ocelot Sanctuary Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt. Featuring an Ocelot next to the sanctuary logo, this tee lets you represent these majestic, albeit sickly, creatures with each wear.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

SKU: ARC-100011-0001-ARCHER-OCE

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Stay cozy as you marvel at a herd of Ocelots by wearing this Archer Tunt Ocelot Sanctuary Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt. With a fleece interior and an iconic design across the chest, this hooded sweatshirt is a must-have for Archer fans.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

SKU: ARC-100002-0065-ARCHER-OCE

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Take the wild spirit of the Tunt Ocelot Sanctuary everywhere you go by adding this Archer Tunt Ocelot Sanctuary Women's Short Sleeve T-Shirt to your daily look. Whether you are watching Archer or petting an Ocelot, this tee is comfortable enough to wear all day long.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt is designed to have a snug fit - we suggest sizing up if you prefer your shirts to be baggy.

SKU: ARC-100012-0019-ARCHER-OCE

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Why clone bone in the cold when you can clone bone cozily? Made of warm fleece material and featuring the Krieger clones front and center, this Archer Clone Bone Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt is a must-have addition to your cool-weather wardrobe.

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

SKU: ARC-100002-0001-ARCHER-CB

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Flattering, classic, if full of clone-bone fun, this Archer Clone Bone Women's Short Sleeve T-Shirt is a hilarious addition to any fan’s style. Whether you are hitting the town or hitting the couch for an Archer marathon, this tee will quickly become part of your go-to look.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt is designed to have a snug fit - we suggest sizing up if you prefer your shirts to be baggy.

SKU: ARC-100012-0041-ARCHER-CB

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Cozy up as you watch the latest season of Archer in ultimate comfort with this Archer Season 11 Art Sherpa Blanket. Made from soft sherpa materials, this sherpa blanket will take your Archer marathons to a whole new level. This Archer Sherpa Blanket also makes a great housewarming gift to fans.

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• You'll never need another blanket! This blanket is the perfect addition to your home, it looks good and is a nice companion on cool nights.
• Size:37"x57".
• Made Of: 100% polyester.
• Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry for longest life.

SKU: ARC-100206-0009-ARCHER-S11

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Perfect for offices, bedrooms, dorms, media rooms, and more, this Archer Season 11 Art Premium Satin Poster is a must-have addition to the home of any Archer fan. Whether you frame it or hang it as-is, this satin Archer poster lets the world know that you are the biggest fan of the series the moment you hang it up.

• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick
• Paper weight: 7.67 oz/y² (260 g/m²)
• Slightly glossy
• Fingerprint resistant

SKU: ARC-100123-0019-ARCHER-S11

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Start the day off right by enjoying your favorite beverage from this Archer Season 11 Art Black Mug. Whether you prefer hot tea or strong coffee, you can gift this black mug to yourself or to a fellow fan to represent Archer with each sip.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large , easy-grip handle.

SKU: ARC-100085-0001-ARCHER-S11

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Show the world that you are the biggest Archer fan by wearing this Archer Season 11 Art Women's Short Sleeve T-Shirt everywhere you go. Featuring a flattering fit and a unique design, this tee is perfect to wear as you watch the latest season of Archer.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt is designed to have a snug fit - we suggest sizing up if you prefer your shirts to be baggy.

SKU: ARC-100012-0019-ARCHER-S11

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Get ready for Archer Season 11 in style by adding this Archer Season 11 Art Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt to your daily look. Perfect for gifting or wearing during your next Archer marathon, this short-sleeve tee is a must-have for any fan.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

SKU: ARC-100011-0019-ARCHER-S11

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• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Large , easy-grip handle.

SKU: ARC-100085-0001-ARCHER-MERRY

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Perfect for sunny days outside and evenings spent going on a Pampage, this Archer Pampage Adult Tank Top is a must-have for Archer fans. With a lightweight feel and design that any fan will recognize, this Archer tank top elevates your style.

• This tank is a must have! It features a rounded neck and is designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Made of: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fit: Modern Fit
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

SKU: ARC-100015-0012-ARCHER-PAMP

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This Archer Pampage Women's Short Sleeve T-Shirt lets you let a little rage out in ultimate style. With a form-fitting design, this flattering Archer women's t-shirt can be dressed up with jeans or dressed down with your most comfortable sweats for an Archer marathon.

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt is designed to have a snug fit - we suggest sizing up if you prefer your shirts to be baggy.

SKU: ARC-100012-0019-ARCHER-PAMP